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- Live Album - (explicit language)

by JollyRoger

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1.
This lad once had a problem, He came and sat by me. I was drinkin in me local Bar, Thinkin of the sea. He popped his tankard on a stool, and showed me its full brim. The beer did disappear, with a sloopy yellow grin. I’ve not got a drinking problem, There's a problem with my glass. I’ll say its broke before I choke, And fall upon me ass. So have a think and realise, That you are just the same. Or have a drink and be surprised, That you forgot me name. So as you see, he said to me, Me tankards got a hole. Every time I fill it up, The beer will end up gone. So do this lad a favor, Spare a penny for some grog. Tomorrow’ll be sick, With this party trick, and stuck upon the bog. I’ve not got a drinking problem, There's a problem with my glass. I’ll say its broke before I choke, And fall upon me ass. So have a think and realise, That you are just the same. Or have a drink and be surprised, That you forgot me name. About a week, It took to steep, around about my head. Couldn't put me finger on it, What that lad had said. So as I sat upon the bar, to think and drink bout it. I raise me tankard have a sip, there's was nothing but a drip. I’ve not got a drinking problem, There's a problem with my glass. I’ll say its broke before I choke, And fall upon me ass. So have a think and realise, That you are just the same. Or have a drink and be surprised, That you forgot me name. I’ve not got a drinking problem, There's a problem with my glass. I’ll say its broke before I choke, And fall upon me ass. So have a think and realise, That you are just the same. Or have a drink and be surprised, That you forgot me name. I’ve not got a drinking problem, There's a problem with my glass. I’ll say its broke before I choke, And fall upon me ass. So have a think and realise, That you are just the same. Or have a drink and be surprised, That you forgot me name.
2.
Let me introduce to you the crew that we’ve amast Bos’n Mongo lost his foot he’s going nowhere fast Captain Salmon’s at the helm with Weasel at his side When we are all in one place the taps they will run dry Won’t stop drinking all the pirates beer And I won’t stop drinking all the pirates beer Won’t stop drinking all the pirates beer And we stop drinking all the pirates beer The day was drawing to a close, our destination set This plan to rob this english boat was anything but wet To sail across the glassy sea, use cover of the night To board this vessel seamlessly and give them all a fright Won’t play a song when the cap’n’s near And I won’t play a song when the cap’n’s near Won’t play a song when the cap’n’s near And I Won’t play a song when the cap’n’s near Some shore leave that will do me well our ship pulls into port A night of rum out with the lads our drinking is a sport To make it to the inn to sleep I need a noble steed The phillies have been taken but I’ll find just what I need Won’t ride a horse but I’ll ride a deer And I won’t ride a horse but I’ll ride a deer Won’t ride a horse but I’ll ride a deer And I Won’t ride a horse but I’ll ride a deer Won’t stop drinking all the pirates beer And I won’t stop dancing like a musketeer Won’t sing a long coz the words ain’t clear And I won’t share a boat with a mutineer Wont play a song when the cap’n’s near And I won't ride a horse but I'll ride a deer Won't ride a horse but I'll ride a deer and JollyRoger’s here and we need a beer!
3.
I said yo ho ho (yo ho ho) 1, 2, 3 (1, 2, 3) All board the JollyRoger on the merry sea She was a fearsome mistress of the land and of the sea Yo ho ho, 1, 2, 3, JollyRoger life for me Her name struck fear in hearts of all, from shore and quay to quay Yo ho ho, 1, 2, 3, JollyRoger life for me And if there was another one, that dare to challenge she Yo ho ho, 1, 2, 3, JollyRoger life for me They’d surely meet their bitter end at the bottom of the sea Yo ho ho, 1, 2, 3, JollyRoger life for me I said yo ho ho (yo ho ho) 1, 2, 3 (1, 2, 3) All board the JollyRoger on the merry sea There was a day she swept and mopped and cooked for all crew Yo ho ho, 3, 1, 2, JollyRoger life for you Had enough of being a wench she knew just what to do Yo ho ho, 3, 1, 2, JollyRoger life for you She had a plan to break her chains, put poison in the stew Yo ho ho, 3, 1, 2, JollyRoger life for you She threw the bodies overboard and found herself a crew Yo ho ho, 3, 1, 2, JollyRoger life for you I said yo ho ho (yo ho ho) 1, 2, 3 (1, 2, 3) All board the JollyRoger on the merry sea She sailed her ship right through the night until the rising sun Yo ho ho, 3, 2, 1, one for all and all for one She battled all the navy boats, and emptied them of rum Yo ho ho, 3, 2, 1, one for all and all for one Her life was full of mischief, she’d only just begun Yo ho ho, 3, 2, 1, one for all and all for one One day she just disappeared but we still sing her song Yo ho ho, 3, 2, 1, one for all and all for one I said yo ho ho (yo ho ho) 1, 2, 3 (1, 2, 3) All board the JollyRoger on the merry sea
4.
Sailing round the world, for there is where we came Ships and wrecks and gold and death, it’s all the fucking same Now I sit before you, telling you my tail You’ve probably heard a thousand times, but it ain't getting stale I’m a Pirate on the ocean, and that's where I belong Only docking on the land, when the rum is gone And when we stop to get our stock, so we can drink again Lads, get this anchor raisin', and hoist up the mizzen We go from port to port, JollyRoger! never stays North and South and East and West, it's all the fucking same 2 fingers for the navy, 1 finger for the King that's 2 for the blue and 1 in the goo, it's a pirate's life for me I’m a Pirate on the ocean, and that's where I belong Only docking on the land, when the rum is gone And when we stop to get our stock, so we can drink again Lads, get this anchor raisin', and hoist up the mizzen And when I start me drinking, don't spect me to behave Beer and Rum and … Umm… and.............. RUM! It's all the fucking same Barrels of the stuff we love, it never is enough Staggering from stern to bow, the sea ain't even rough I’m a Pirate on the ocean, and that's where I belong Only docking on the land, when the rum is gone He’s a pirate on the ocean, and that's where he belongs Only docking on the land, when the rum is gone We are pirates on the ocean, and that's where we belong Only docking on the land, when the rum is gone And when we stop to get our stock, so we can drink again Lads, get this anchor raisin', and hoist up the mizzen We are pirates on the ocean, and that's where we belong Only docking on the land, when the rum is gone And when we stop to get our stock, so we can drink again Lads, get this anchor raisin', and hoist up the mizzen
5.
I first met Tommy on a warm spring eve, sat outside The Bullers With his long brown hair and a twinkle in his eye Well I’m a fisherman, he said I work out in deep water The fishing life's the one that gets me by I then saw Tommy on a summers eve, sat outside The Bullers With his long brown hair and a twinkle in his eye Well the fishing's dead round here, he said, we’ve got to steam out further But I’ll be back to see you bye and bye Sail away boys sail away, from your sisters and your mothers Sail away boys sail away, to sea Sail away boys sail away, from your children and your lovers Sail away boys sail away, with your band of brothers I met with Tommy on an autumn's eve, sat outside The Bullers With his long brown hair and a twinkle in his eye Well the weather’s rough and the wind is west, but one good trip will pay our debts Then I’m gonna leave this fishing life behind Sail away boys sail away, from your sisters and your mothers Sail away boys sail away, to sea Sail away boys sail away, from your children and your lovers Sail away boys sail away, with your band of brothers I wait for news on Christmas Eve, sat inside The Bullers The fire was warm but my heart was cold as ice The boat is gone, no word for days, they’ve just picked up the EPIRB The lifeboat's out there looking for them still It rained all day on New Year's Eve, we walked back to the Bullers From the service in the graveyard cold and bare We said goodbye to him that day, I'll never love another Sail away boys sail away, oooooooo oooo Sail away boys sail away, to sea Sail away boys sail away, oooooooo oooo Sail away boys sail away, to sea Sail away boys sail away, from your sisters and your mothers Sail away boys sail away, to sea Sail away boys sail away, from your children and your lovers Sail away boys sail away, with your band of brothers
6.
Friday why'd you leave us? Saturday where'd you go? We really like you Sunday and we love the weekend party flow And now we wave bye to ya Wait 4 whole days for more We really like you weekends and we're waiting for Friday at 4 So if you're looking for some fun (grab a drink or 21) and now the party has begun Listen to this bassist strum Why wait for the weekend? When we could party now? Let's ask the weekdays what they think and what they will allow Hello Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday too How'd you feel ‘bout having us, party right through you? We thought you'd never ask, Been waiting all our lives The weekend party lifestyle is the one we all despise We'd really like to join ya So don't forget us guys Coz having fun and living life beats working 9-5! So if you’re looking for some fun (grab a drink or 21) and now the party has begun Listen to this bassist strum Now we're friends with Monday Friends with Tuesday too We really like you Wednesday you're the weekday / weekend party glue Now we are at Thursday We all know what's near Friday comes tomorrow with more weekend fun and lots of beer So if you're looking for some fun (grab a drink or 21) and if you want to have a dance (find someone and take a chance) we will party through the night that guy knows that we are right Now we party all week long Listen to this party song Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, drink! Thursday, Friday, Saturday, drink! Don't forget our Sunday, drink, drink, drink! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, drink! Thursday, Friday, Saturday, drink! Don't forget our Sunday, drink, drink, drink! Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, drink! Thursday, Friday, Saturday, drink! Don't forget our Sunday, drink! If you're looking for some fun (grab a drink or 21) and if you want to have a dance (find someone and take a chance) Keep on going through the night that guy knows that I am right Now we party all week long Listen to this party song
7.
Woke up this Thursday morning, headaches taking hold 20 shots of whiskey, God I’m feeling old I wish that there was something, to take away this pain 20 more shots of whiskey and we're going out again Hey, Ho! We’re going down below Grab a jar of whiskey, we’re ready to go Ho, Hey! What do you say? Follow JollyRoger, as a drunken stow away Can’t find a hairy maiden, or a tankard full of ale Bring a spring upon ‘er, I’m changing where we sail Ready up the gangplank, for land is where we head 20 more shots of whiskey and we’re going out again Hey, Ho! We’re going down below Grab a jar of whiskey, we’re ready to go Ho, Hey! What do you say? Follow JollyRoger as a drunken stow away Batten down the hatches, a storm be on its way Grab that barrel of whiskey, we’ll drink on judgment day Our ship has started sinking, we’re 3 sheets to the wind (to the wind) 20 more shots of whiskey and we’re going down again Hey, Ho! We’re going down below Grab a jar of whiskey, we’re ready to go Ho, Hey! What do you say? la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Hey, Ho! We’re going down below Grab a jar of whiskey, we’re ready to go Ho, Hey! What do you say? 20 more shots of whiskey 20 more shots of whiskey 20 more shots of whiskey 20 more shots of whiskey 20 more shots of whiskey and we're going out again, hey!
8.
He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) When we call upon him, he is always at the bar (Jimmy!) Left his house and wife and kids and never got too far He left them for the bar, sweet Jimmy left them for the bar Jimmy was the kind of man, you knew around the town He wed his high-school sweetheart and they bought ‘The Sword and Crown’ Quiet nights did change, pitter-patter on the ground Pitter-patter on the ground, it was his favourite sound He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) When we call upon him, he is always at the bar (Jimmy!) Left his house and wife and kids and never got too far He left them for the bar, sweet Jimmy left them for the bar Jimmy was a happy man, he had a handsome smile If you needed help from him he’d go the extra mile House and wife and pub and kids were doing really well That's where the story stops... or as he likes to tell He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) When we call upon him, he is always at the bar (Jimmy!) Left his house and wife and kids and never got too far He left them for the bar, sweet Jimmy left them for the bar One night Jimmy stumbled and dropped his cigarette And that's the night Jimmy lives to regret Everything was gone along with his luck He picked up the bottle and didn’t give a fuck. Jimmy didn’t give a fuck He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) When we call upon him, he is always at the bar (Jimmy!) Left his house and wife and kids and never got too far He left them for the bar, sweet Jimmy left them for the bar He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) He’s always at the Bar (Jimmy!) When we call upon him, he is always at the bar (Jimmy!) Left his house and wife and kids and never got too far He left them for the bar, sweet Jimmy left them for the bar JIMMY!

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Our live album (recorded at The Globe Cardiff and Leamington Spa Assembly ) when we had the pleasure of joining Ferocious Dog on tour in November.

Ridiculous stage antics included haha.

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released January 10, 2023

© JollyRoger 2023
Picture taken by Roger Orysiak-Marrison

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JollyRoger Plymouth, UK

JollyRoger are a Sea-Punk, folk, band hailing from the Cornish coast.

Their high energy live performances have caused widespread outbreaks of dancing, moshing and having a ruddy good time at an international level.

Live performances include : Glastonbury, Boomtown Fair, Boardmasters, Bearded Theory, Lindisfarne Festival and Festival Medieval - Germany.

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